LIZ & PHIL
Blue blood runs strong in the veins of Ethel & Bethel’s ancestry. The majesty oozes from their every pore and some of their monarchial tendencies leak out at unexpected moments. Nothing a bit of a wipe with a regal tissue wouldn’t fix though.
Old Age Pensioners In Lycra. Ethel & Bethel like to think of themselves as quite aerodynamic and have been known to give their old glutes and quads a bit of a work out now and then. This is usually done just from attempting to mount their penny farthings.
OAPILS
NAPPERS
Bustin’ out the rhymes like Snoop Dog and Vanilla Ice. Gettin’ down with some beat box, E & B are in da house! They’re all dat and a bit more wit’ their dentures and polygrip, Their knobbly knees,
incontinence pads and replacement hips.
A royal touch
Nanas on bikes
Nana rappers
DANCERS
Ethel & Bethel have always thought of themselves as closet ballerinas. Together they have been practicing at the barre and perfecting their plies in all positions. They’ve spun themselves to a stand still with their pirouettes and have entered into creative choreography with gusto.
Ballerinas in training
Ethel & Bethel’s night time beauty routine sees them setting their hair, applying generous amounts of Oil of Ooooolay and giving the old dentures a jolly good scrub. Then it’s on with the winceyette and brunch coat. A cup of tea and a spot of knitting rounds out the evening nicely.
SLEEPING BEAUTIES
Nighties at large
BOWLERS
There’s nothing quite like a spot of lawn bowls to get the blood pumping! Ethel & Bethel can often be found on the green bowling up a storm. They’ve become quite adept at the blocker, toucher and changing ends. Getting the stains out of their bowling whites is another story entirely.
Doubles masters
OUT AND ABOUT...
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE LADIES...
Ethel and Bethel are a couple of old biddies who love nothing more than a few rounds of bingo with a bunch of good folk looking for a fun filled night out! Their unique brand of bingo is coupled with humour and spontaneous performance outbursts. It’s all part of the entertainment and certainly makes your event far more than just bingo! They have been touting their crazy old lady ways at social and fundraising events for a few years now and are available to make your next occasion fun and fabulous. Laughter with love is their old skool kiwi aim.